* You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes)
* The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Night sweats)
* Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. (Mood swings)
* You write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. (Memory loss)
* Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f**king Nelson". (Irritability)
* The phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. (Sleeplessness)
* You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner. (Fatigue)
* You change your underwear after every sneeze. (Mild incontinence)
* You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant. (Sudden weight gain)
* You ask Jiffy Lube to put you up on a hoist. (Dryness)
* You take a sudden interest in "Wrestlemania". (Female hormone deficiency)
* You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales. (Hormone therapy)
I do love this post, I can relate to this!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I write this or you????I don't remember(memory loss)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lynn
I got confused, becaUSE THE post title says experimenting, not experiencing. True though! Hugs Nee Nee.
ReplyDeleteOMG This is such great stuff, it is my life. I was just readying all of the funny quotes to my husband.
ReplyDeleteif u feel hot all the time and youre mood change rapidlly that meands that u have the menopause if you have this sings that means that u have menopause .
ReplyDeleteThis is my life too Denise!
ReplyDeleteExcept all my Doctors keep saying oh no your too young!
They don't know anything!
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