A Giggle For Baby Boomers

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers ... They include: Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?   Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face   Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.   Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver   The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom   Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair   Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping   The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone                                          Abba---Denture Queen         "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?   Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall   Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore   Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To   And Last but NOT least...  Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again