Monday, January 25, 2010

A Giggle For Baby Boomers

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers ...

They include:

Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.

  Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

  The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---Denture Queen 

     "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore


Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To


And Last but NOT least...

 Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again



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